Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Penis.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Cold camel scrotum.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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