What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Penis.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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