What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Women's Rights.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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asian drivers.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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