what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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