why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Wade's the father

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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you

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Hi

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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