Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

black people

I'm gay.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Will you marry me?

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

A black man walks into a book store.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Your mom

I grammer is gooder then yours.

your mom

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Roses are red Violets are penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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