Your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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