Land Rovers

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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