- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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