Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Homework.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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