dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Come in

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buttcrack thumbs up

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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That's Racist

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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