A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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NASCAR

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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