- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Yes. Just Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Turn around.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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