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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Gestapo.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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