We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down -16

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -16

69

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

thumb_up thumb_down -22

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -24

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops