Penis.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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