- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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