how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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boobs

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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