What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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