Joe Biden

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Ebola

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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