- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Whats9+10 19

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

women's rights.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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