How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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