Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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hot diggity dog

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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