What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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cory is gay

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"Up to 50% off."

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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A black guy with his family.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Chuck Norris

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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