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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Hi.

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¿melano?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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9/11

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Woman's rights.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Google Doodles

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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