There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What abou three times

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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womens rights

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