What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Your Mom

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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poop

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