What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

guess what? chicken butt.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Josh kissing a girl

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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