What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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