Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What is worse than hell?

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