Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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knock knock go away ok

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Anti Joke

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