Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Anti Joke

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