"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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YOLO

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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