How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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don't look behind you

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Chuck Norris

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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