Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Don't think of granny porn

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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