a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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