Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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There were once two horses names Bill and Ed who lived on a farm. Every day Bill and Ed would race from the old barn past the broken tractor to the tall oak tree. Bill was very fast, but Ed always beat Bill. After many months, Bill was fed up. "I've had it with you!" he shouted to Ed. "I won't race with you anymore." Ed was very sad. He liked racing very much. The next day, Ed asked Bill, "Hey Bill, come race with me to the tall oak tree!" But Bill said, "No, you'll just beat me. I won't race with you." Ed thought for a moment, then said, "Fine, I'll let you start 5 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition. Finally, he agreed. They started at the old barn, with Bill 5 meters in front of Ed. They both started running at the same time. As they passed the broken truck, Bill was happy to see that he was beating Ed. But at the last second, Ed sprinted forwards and beat Bill. "Ed!" shouted Bill, exasperated. "I can't believe you beat me! I'm never racing you again." But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race again. "This time, you can start 15 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition, then finally agreed. 15 meters was a long way to catch up. They began to race. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed caught up and beat him. "Ed! I can't believe you beat me! I will never race you again," said Bill. But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race him again. "No way!" said Bill. "This time, I'll let you start at the broken truck," offered Ed. Bill thought for a moment. The truck was very close to the old oak tree, there was no way Ed could beat him. So he agreed. They began to race again. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed beat him again. "That's it!" shouted Bill. "I will never, ever race with you again!" But the next day Ed asked Bill again to race him. "This time, you can start 10 meters from the oak tree." Bill thought about it. There was no way Ed could beat him if he started 10 meters from the finish line. But his thoughts were interrupted by the dog running over. He said, "Bill! Don't race him, he will surely beat you!" Bill was silent for a moment. He looked at the dog, then to Ed. Then back to the dog. Then back to Ed. "Ed," he said perplexedly, "I didn't know dogs could talk too!"

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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