Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Lil' Wayne

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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