Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Take my wife- to the store.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Anti Joke

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