- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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