roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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