What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A Black Man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

MICHAEL

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

So a baby seal walks into a club

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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