wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Chuck Norris

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

People Eating Tasty Animals

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Womens rights

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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