- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Potato

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Hitler was Jewish.

What is worse than hell?

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

test

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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