- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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