Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Penis!

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The penn state football administration

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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