- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

"Up to 50% off."

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

poop

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Left. That one direction...

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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