Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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