What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's big and purple? Barney

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Wait! hundred billions!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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