- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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